Kipper A Hat, Chief!, (Paperback)

<p>Donovan Dimbledocky's Patience Enhancer is adapted for the race to develop the ultimate scrounging device and prevent the destabilisation of world begging. <em>(THE BEGGING MACHINE)</em>... </p><p>A chef is blackmailed by 'grylloblatts' - a modified form of cockroaches bred to tidy up restaurants. <em>(THE ASPARAGUS DOORKNOB DILEMMA)...</em></p><p>Mr. Crittlepappy has the ghost of his own B.O. to contend with. Not to mention the spectral Eskimo in his bidet. The Pharaoh of Partick Cross is enlisted to help. <em>( (GULP) A G... G... GHOST!!!)...</em></p><p>McPhee's whistling toast invention goes wrong. 'Serengeti ergot' causes shared hallucinations.<em> (TROUBLE WITHOUT A CRUST)...</em></p><p>Malcolm McStopheles - the most evil man in North Kelvinside - rears his head as a demonic bingo caller. <em>(NUMBERS OF THE BEAST)... </em></p><p>Strange multi-coloured meat is left on doorsteps and washing lines. Gordy Spoonbeam's unsolicited goods turn out better than Viagra.<em> (THE CHINESE MEAT CONUNDRUM)...</em></p><p>Lonely people have invisible pets - otherwise they'd be talking to themselves. McPhee starts an invisible pet boarding scheme. <em>(IN SEARCH OF INVISIBLE PETS)... </em></p><p>The real Santa is revealed as Frank Maclumberdunt. Somebody is bypassing his letter-sorting system with menacing messages - mainly in rhyme. <em>(A MANIAC WRITES TO SANTA)...</em></p><p>Beeminster Chutterfusty and the New Humanoid movement want to humanise the weather... Stand by for imploding typhoons and tidal tree plantings. <em>(THE WEATHER SURPLUS)...</em></p><p>The ghost of Quentin Inuit wants to reincarnate himself as chutney. McPhee brings his lump-flanging module to bear, but "money for the chutney" still rhymes with "bus fares to Putney".<em> (A QUESTION OF LUMPS)...</em></p><p>There's something unwholesome in the new House of Lairds. Political 'night-attirers' are unearthed, and Erin Scrutton has to pretend to be a ventriloquist. <em>(AN UNPARLIAMENTARY PYJAMA-CASE SCANDAL)...</em></p><p>Weirdo Mondalla wants to expand his polite dictatorship with his Bagtrumpet, powered by a spaced-out elephant. The Goat Hernia Research Centre have a toothpaste gun the size of a cannon. Interdimensional warfare with minty-fresh stripes.<em> (THE PSYCHEDELIC WAR).</em></p><p></p>This is the world of Agamemnon McPhee. Find out more inside!<p></p>

• Kipper A Hat, Chief!, (Paperback)
• Author: Hendersonic Press
• ISBN: 9781909498860
• Format: Paperback
• Publication Date: 2026-04-21
• Page Count: 238